OMG. Have you heard about epsom salt, you guys? That stuff is amazing. I fucked up my (good) leg doing god knows what and it totally hurt me to walk for like two weeks. Until I discovered taking baths in epsom salt. WOAH. amazing... i only have a slight pain at the end of the day now! (Don't tell me to go to a doctor. I hate doctors. What are you, my mom? I have epsom salt and aleve, so shut up! Come on!)
We had a fucking gallon of the stuff in our apartment in the first place because Michelle's doctor told her to take baths in it to relieve some wicked nasty bug bites she got this summer. Salt, who knew?!
You can apparently also use an epsom salt and water concoction if you want to purge your system if you have an eating disorder.
Who even knows what other inexplicable powers salt possesses! This wonderful experience has maybe even inspired me to pursue a very basic level of chemistry knowledge for the first time in my life!
Holy shit, this stuff is amazing. You should probably buy some so you have it on hand. You never know when you might need this magical elixir.