Justin is my exboyfriend. We broke up about five years ago after dating (drinking A LOT, throwing things, hysterical crying and removing sharp objects from the other's apartment) on and off for a year and a half. I think we would both agree it was the most miserable year and a half of our lives, but for some reason we continue to talk on a weekly basis and occasionally meet up to get drunk and tell the other how awesomely mature and amazing we've become since breaking up. Clearly, we are both completely full of shit and have to remain friends as we are the two most self-absorbed people in the midwest.
Justin: Did any of your coworkers call in gay today?
me: i don’t think so
why didn’t YOU call in gay today?
Justin: Because fuck you!
And I would just to spite you since there's no "Call in Cunt" day.
...
Justin: I'm sad though
me: because you didnt call in gay?
i'm sorry, maybe you can still leave early
Justin: because you have not mentioned me in your blog in FOUR fucking pages
me: dont cut yourself
you fucking brat
Justin: Ohhhhhhhhhhh
Dude, you've got a bee in your bonnet today!
me: then i will just blog this conversation
i know
i warned you
i'm in a bad mood
Justin: You didn't warn me
I thought you were just being very playful today
Justin: I guess it's easy to confuse whimsical Carrie with rip-your-fucking-balls-off carrie
me: well i twittered that i was angry like five min ago
so you should really be on top of that shit dude
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I'm not self-centered, I just need to pay extra special attention to myself because if I need other people to pay attention to me too.
Also, CRV is the coolest person ever and I have seen her naked.
Justin, do you have a gay bro? I'd like to meet him if so.
i've only met justin's older brother once, but i dont think he swings your way. sorry, kev :(
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